Chateau du Poo Poo from Smelly Vineyards ™
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$19.99
$19.99
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Description
Clean up after your four-legged friend with ease using the refillable Chateau du Poo Poo™ Wine Bottle Poop Pickup Bag Dispenser from Smelly Vineyards. When the poop bag dispenser is empty, just pop in a new roll. Each wine bottle dispenser contains 20 perforated bags (refills available).
Pull out perforated bag, place hand in bag and use the bag as a glove to pick up the waste; pull the bag inside out so that the waste is inside the bag; dispose properly.
VARIETALS
Chasing a Mouse-Cato ~ Labernet Salivagnon ~ Malbarc ~ Merlo-ver and Play Dead ~ Muttage ~ Mutt Merlot ~ Pawno Grrris ~ Pee No More ~ Rotti Riesling ~ Salivagnon Barc ~ Sniff N Tail ~ Unleashed Chardonnay
TASTING NOTES
Each vintage has a steam bouquet of rolling in dead animals with a hint of cat feces that is complimented by whispers of wet dog.
The blend has a full-bodied flavor of rancid vomit, yet subtle tannins of deer droppings adding to its complexity. There are chewy remnants of a missing leather shoe and flavors that exude minerality notes of curbside fast food wrappers. There are earthy herbaceous tones of dog markings from licking other dog’s urine off the grass.
The terroir contributes to its’ velvet structure that will mature over the dog’s life, giving it a long memorable and balanced mouth feel. The puckering, yet racy finish is of last night’s table scraps that floods even the most discerning palate.
Pull out perforated bag, place hand in bag and use the bag as a glove to pick up the waste; pull the bag inside out so that the waste is inside the bag; dispose properly.
VARIETALS
Chasing a Mouse-Cato ~ Labernet Salivagnon ~ Malbarc ~ Merlo-ver and Play Dead ~ Muttage ~ Mutt Merlot ~ Pawno Grrris ~ Pee No More ~ Rotti Riesling ~ Salivagnon Barc ~ Sniff N Tail ~ Unleashed Chardonnay
TASTING NOTES
Each vintage has a steam bouquet of rolling in dead animals with a hint of cat feces that is complimented by whispers of wet dog.
The blend has a full-bodied flavor of rancid vomit, yet subtle tannins of deer droppings adding to its complexity. There are chewy remnants of a missing leather shoe and flavors that exude minerality notes of curbside fast food wrappers. There are earthy herbaceous tones of dog markings from licking other dog’s urine off the grass.
The terroir contributes to its’ velvet structure that will mature over the dog’s life, giving it a long memorable and balanced mouth feel. The puckering, yet racy finish is of last night’s table scraps that floods even the most discerning palate.
